When you spend enough time with someone, you learn to read their reactions. If this wasn’t the case, no one would be able to stay together for more than half a year. Nature granted us with this ability in order to propagate the species. For instance, after a year or so, you learn to read the “no, I am not angry at all” answer that your partner comes up with when you do something stupid and ask them if they are angry. You learn to tell if they are truthful or if they are thinking about how to kill you on the spot and dispose of the body. I have never had much need for this “reading” with my wife. During our entire marriage, which lasts almost 12 years now, she has been as honest as a person can get. Maybe too honest sometimes. She has hurt me a few times, but she also did me great favors on more than a few times by being honest and blunt. I have always tried to return the honesty and I want to believe that I have succeeded in doing so. However, a year before our 10th anniversary, we were sitting at home watching TV, when I suddenly needed to fall back on my “reading” skills that I forgot I even developed. We were skipping the channels when we ran into an X-rated channel.

My cousin spent three months with us and I guess he paid for it. We didn’t have it before. Anyway, we were stunned and we left the channel. The scene was your average gymnastics that they try to peddle to you under sex. However, I couldn’t fail to notice that my wife was looking at it with her mouth gaping wide and her eyes not blinking for minutes. I also noticed that she would gape particularly wide when the guy’s penis was the main focus of the scene (which was too many times, if you ask me). After we skipped the channel, I asked her what she thinks about the aforementioned penis. I did it jokingly, honestly. She replied:”I don’t know, it was too big, how could anyone enjoy having that inside them.” These may not be her exact words, but you catch the drift. What I read in her answer and her gaze from before was this:”That is the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my life. I forgot those things can be so huge.” I guess I did the same when she asked me what I thought about the boobs on one of the actresses. I was already struggling with what to get her for our next, milestone 10th anniversary when this came like a blessing from the sky. My wife has always loved sex and I was quite sure she would love it even more if I suddenly had a penis that was bigger than she remembered.

It would not be double the size, or even close to the one from the adult movie, but it would be an improvement she would love. In the most complete secrecy since the D-day, I was able to do my research, to order Jes Extender and to wear it for a full year leading to our anniversary. I managed to do this by wearing it to work. No one at work even noticed. I even managed to convince her to make a break in our sex life, feigning a back injury. We didn’t have sex for four months before our anniversary. She gave me the keys to a cabin in the woods where I used to spend my childhood and I was exhilarated. I knew she was saving really hard to be able to afford this. When she asked me what I got her, I simply unzipped my trousers. I didn’t wear any underwear and I was ready for action. She literally screamed. Jes Extender has done more than it was supposed to and my wife was too excited to put in words. That night we both almost died from exhaustion. She asked me how I managed to gain two inches without her noticing and I explained the whole Jes Extender to her. Let’s just say that she loves Jes Extender more than I do.